If you don’t know who someone is, find them.

If you want to add yourself, do it. I don’t care if you’re a first year, do it anyway.

Don’t be awful and change this around without asking.

Nicknames	IRL	Why should you care?
daz, delan	Delan Azabani	ComSSA president 2016
FuLlOn	Callum Boyd	ComSSA president 2014
Denial	Daniel Brown	ComSSA OCM 2014; used to be a navy seal marine
KiSM, PrincessDicks	Kieran Gee	ComSSA treasurer 2014; LAN projectionist; CRT lover
jasongi, Conesy	Jason Giancono	Guild president 2015
ooimo	James Borrett	ComSSA OCM 2016
mercluke	Luke Mercuri	ComSSA president 2015, CASSA OCM 2016
Millie, scarlett	Michael Mroz	ComSSA secretary 2013; prettiest girl
pirorin, pipirupirupipirurin	Jasmine Quek	ComSSA vice 2014
Minion, TheNamelessCharacter	Robert Raithel	brews a damn good beer
Kye	Kye Russell	ComSSA vice 2015
tools	Aidan Strümpher	the oldest ComSSA member ever
Waffles	Robert Walker	ComSSA president 2011–2012
Yaspoon	Brock York	literally wrote his own bootloader
MadMockers	Glen Chatfield	resident welfare recipient
Pickles, Conway	Anthony Messina	biggest wog; definitely not an alcoholic
Baron	Brad Schoone	ComSSA OCM 2015; End of Semester Bash fiend
Lingling	Rob Lai	ComSSA OCM 2012; somehow pulls off wearing a fedora
Funsize, Shadow_Fox	Mitchell Pontague
Sleta	Alex Bean	ComSSA OCM 2014; “holy fuck you fuck”; never forget
kingking9	Brock Picen
Zusional	Tshen Lim	eternal shadow committee; possibly older than the university itself
Smched, Vag	Claire Taylor	the oldest ComSSA member ever
Skibble	Sinead Dowding	art
Tomtom, Tomtomtom, etc.	Tom Wilding	tomtomtomtomtomtomtomtomtomtomtomtomtom
Mario, Papa Di Bucci	Paolo Di Bucci	ComSSA president 2013
Scott, ScRyan	Ryan Day	ComSSA OCM 2014
Blau, Blaukips	Stephen Edmond	ComSSA vice 2012; the reason for the BTech rule; iiNet shill
mensly, lensly	Michael Ensly	did this (NSFW)
jbatch, jaboonji, japonyo	Josh Batchelor	ComSSA treasurer 2015; Atlassian shill; see: lbatch
lbatch	Luke Batchelor	see: jbatch
Jimmy, Jimbobo	Jamal Hamdan	ComSSA OCM 2014; trying to get a handbeezy
redezem	Stefan Prandl
murdats	Mitchell Sullivan	ComSSA secretary 2008–2009; CITS shill
Babyface	Alex Zurhaar
LuminousMonkey	Mike Aldred	Clojure + Solaris + ZFS shill
Chaotic_Arts	Sam Rushton	has mad tattoos
Nazara, nroach44	Nathaniel Roach	ComSSA OCM 2015–2016, writes recursive systemd service files
Chippy	Andrew Mercer
Trainsarecool	Liam Kinsella
Phallophile	Lyle Anwar	ComSSA OCM 2010–2013; LAN projectionist
Avocadobride	Harry Singh
TheMann	Jonathon Mann	ComSSA president 2010
Peypey, Skean	Peyton Foley	ComSSA OCM 2013
Check	Marc Ancajas
JamesTK, James_T, XReaper	James Taylor	CASSA committee 2013–2014
Lord_DeathMatch, Mause	Dominic May
aedomsan, Badges, Switches	Adam Parsons	ComSSA secretary 2015; everyone voted “badges 2014”
Krystal	Krystal McDonald
#Williams	Luke Williams	“it’s ironic, I swear!”
Daff, TheDaff	Matthew Pen
Humble	Jacob Humble
Yimmishy	Michelle Pryor
tdp	Tim Peskett	the saviour of every LAN
triggu	#### ######	*v*nt-g*rd* d’armée
LaniakeaSC	Joseph Grant
Xenosane	Darian Martin
Jaci	Jaci Brunning
opeik	Sandro Stikić	ComSSA OCM 2015 – resident slavic shitlord
blha303	Steven Smith	resident Armadale resident; definitely not racist
vSquare	Brody Stockel	resident Kenwick resident
teddy	Richard Uzabeaga	used to manage pow(1000, (time() - 1439000000) / 9000000) servers
Taka, Connor	Connor Beardsmore	ComSSA OCM 2016
councilscribe	Andrew Samway	page 291 of the 5th edition Monster Manual
BeanWithBacon, BeanWithoutBacon	Emily Ackland
bob	Andrew “Bob” Adamson	UCC president 2011
Deco	Declan White
Evan	Evan Roberts	CASSA committee 2015
FireGrey	David Maxwell	CASSA president 2016
grug	Dave Cooper	not the Curtin lecturer
kbSorc	Nicholas Hall
kronicd	Peter Hannay	ECU SCSS lecturer; WAHCKon founder
pOpArOb	Rob Steinz
Southen	Sebastian Southen	MITS vice 2010–2015
Terminus	William Termini	CASSA treasurer 2016
Cake_Man	Michael Alderman	is delicious
Yib	Joshua Yeo
railgun, rainboxed	Baxter Freeman	Trump Worshipper